25 fun things to do in a fast food drive-thru

1. Compile a large list of extremely complicated orders,
at least an entire page long. If she asks if that will be all, tell ask
her if she is kidding, then continue rattling off the list. After you
are done, when you pull up to the window tell her you changed your mind
and just want a cheeseburger instead.

2. When you receive your food, tell her this isn't what you wanted (even if it is).

3.
When you receive your food, "accidentally" drop it on the ground. Claim
s/he did it. Ask for a new one. If you do get a new one, drop that one
too.

4. Attempt to enter the drive-thru in reverse.

5. Park your car at the end of the drive through. Abandon your car for an hour or so.

6. Rap your order, slang and swear words included.

7. Enter the drive-thru butt naked.

8. Say your order in a different language. When s/he claims that she doesn't understand you, get angry.

9. Honk the horn constantly. Bonus points if its a long line.

10. Same as 5, except have someone else park a car at the beginning of the drive-thru too.

11.
Buy food at one fast food restaurant and don't eat it. Go to a
different fast food restaurant. When you reach the window of the second
fast food restaurant, hand them the food from the first restaurant and
then tell them "Here's your order, have a nice day."

12. After
you exit the drive-thru, re-enter the same drive-thru and order the
same exact thing. Keep this up for awhile. Pile up the food in the
passenger seat so they notice.

13. Just before the person
gives you your food, completely lose it and scream your head off. Wait
until s/he starts to get help, then act normal again. Feign ignorance
of what just happened. When s/he hands you your food again, start
screaming again. Once acting normal doesn't stop her from getting help,
drive off while still screaming.

14. When you pay the cashier, give them a lot of money and tell them to keep the change. Act shady.

15. Talk on the phone without rest. When the person at the window says something, gesture to them to shut the hell up.

16.
Order something not on the menu. After you are told that its not on the
menu, ask them for something else not on the menu. After keeping this
up for awhile, ask them if you have anything at all.

17. Drive as close as you can to the opposing side of the drive-thru, so you are as far away from the window as possible.

18. Play extremely loud music and crank up the bass.

19. Two Words- high beams.

20. Have no idea what you are doing. Get confused.

21. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim "YOU JACKASS."

22.
Order a cheeseburger without the cheese. When they ask if you just want
a hamburger then, strictly tell them no and demand you want a
cheeseburger. When you get the hamburger, tell them that this is a
hamburger. Be stubborn.

23. Make obvious ****** and explicit comments and gestures toward the person at the window, doesn't matter the gender.

24. Haggle.

25.
Order something large, then drive right past the windows where you pay
and where you get your food. Works best in a near empty drive-thru.

MrMario wrote:1. Compile a large list of extremely complicated orders,
at least an entire page long. If she asks if that will be all, tell ask
her if she is kidding, then continue rattling off the list. After you
are done, when you pull up to the window tell her you changed your mind
and just want a cheeseburger instead.

2. When you receive your food, tell her this isn't what you wanted (even if it is).

3.
When you receive your food, "accidentally" drop it on the ground. Claim
s/he did it. Ask for a new one. If you do get a new one, drop that one
too.

4. Attempt to enter the drive-thru in reverse.

5. Park your car at the end of the drive through. Abandon your car for an hour or so.

6. Rap your order, slang and swear words included.

7. Enter the drive-thru butt naked.

8. Say your order in a different language. When s/he claims that she doesn't understand you, get angry.

9. Honk the horn constantly. Bonus points if its a long line.

10. Same as 5, except have someone else park a car at the beginning of the drive-thru too.

11.
Buy food at one fast food restaurant and don't eat it. Go to a
different fast food restaurant. When you reach the window of the second
fast food restaurant, hand them the food from the first restaurant and
then tell them "Here's your order, have a nice day."

12. After
you exit the drive-thru, re-enter the same drive-thru and order the
same exact thing. Keep this up for awhile. Pile up the food in the
passenger seat so they notice.

13. Just before the person
gives you your food, completely lose it and scream your head off. Wait
until s/he starts to get help, then act normal again. Feign ignorance
of what just happened. When s/he hands you your food again, start
screaming again. Once acting normal doesn't stop her from getting help,
drive off while still screaming.

14. When you pay the cashier, give them a lot of money and tell them to keep the change. Act shady.

15. Talk on the phone without rest. When the person at the window says something, gesture to them to shut the hell up.

16.
Order something not on the menu. After you are told that its not on the
menu, ask them for something else not on the menu. After keeping this
up for awhile, ask them if you have anything at all.

17. Drive as close as you can to the opposing side of the drive-thru, so you are as far away from the window as possible.

18. Play extremely loud music and crank up the bass.

19. Two Words- high beams.

20. Have no idea what you are doing. Get confused.

21. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim "YOU JACKASS."

22.
Order a cheeseburger without the cheese. When they ask if you just want
a hamburger then, strictly tell them no and demand you want a
cheeseburger. When you get the hamburger, tell them that this is a
hamburger. Be stubborn.

23. Make obvious ****** and explicit comments and gestures toward the person at the window, doesn't matter the gender.

24. Haggle.

25.
Order something large, then drive right past the windows where you pay
and where you get your food. Works best in a near empty drive-thru.

Lol, the bolded ones are the ones I most appreciated.

Me and a few friends once felt like being smartarses, so we walked through the McDonalds drive thru. This grumpy old lady said 'The drive thru is only for people on four wheels, thank-you!' We then got shopping trollies and went through.